DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to offend anyone in any way... (with the possible exception of Tingle). It's a joke, please take it that way.
Okay, this is kind of old, and I wasn't going to post it... but I thought a few of you might get a kick out of it (oh wait, that was me. >_______>)
My bro and I were playing Majora's Mask one day, and we saw Tingle up in the air in his little hot air balloon (which I drew as a parachute, I know). And I'm thinking, 'gosh, he looks like a big flaming pear....'
Link & Tingle belong to Nintendo. And Nintendo can keep 'em (well, Tingle, at least).