DISCLAIMER: This is just a play on slang terminology and a jab at Tingle, not to be taken seriously.
Okay, this is kind of old, and I wasn't going to post it... but I thought a few of you might get a kick out of it (oh wait, that was me. >_______>)
My bro and I were playing Majora's Mask one day, and we saw Tingle up in the air in his little hot air balloon (which I drew as a parachute, I know). And I'm thinking, 'gosh, he looks like a big flaming pear....'
Link & Tingle belong to Nintendo. And Nintendo can keep 'em (well, Tingle, at least).