Betcha thought I was gonna use that joke when I hit 9,000.
I have no idea what this picture has to do with me getting 1,000 hits. But apparently Ganny decided to bribe (with an assload of rocks) the 'Omg 1,000 Hits' Goron (yes, there is one) to sit on poor Link. He'll be fine, he's just probably gonna need to see a chiropractor once this is over. (I
you, Link! *Link runs away screaming*)